the coming zombie invasion

Every once in a while, in our mailboxes at school, we receive a catalog of classes offered at the community center. There's different things like knitting, powerpoint, cooking, etc. I always look at this catalog and think, you know I should really take advantage of this chance. The classes don't cost much, around 50 bucks and I could learn some new things. And then I forget about it.
Today we received a new catalog and our gym teacher pointed out that there were some new classes. "Ghosthunting." "Developing your sixth sense." And my personal favorite, "Surviving the Coming Zombie Invasion."

!!!!!

OMG, is that not the coolest thing in the whole world? My community offers a class on surviving a zombie invasion. YES!!!

This is amazing. This told me two things:

1. That I seriously must take advantage of this class. Who knows when this opportunity may arise again? If ever? I mean, if only for the experience and the ability to say that I have passed a course in zombie survival. I want to put that shit on my resume.

and 2. Who teaches these classes? Professors? Or normal janes like me? So me, a normal jane, could teach a class at the community center? Make a few extra bucks, get to teach a niche class of something I totally love? Oh hellz yeah.

This requires further investigation. I will keep you posted on the updates.

In other class news, I signed up for Style School. Which is taught by two bloggers I like to follow. The tutorials all look super cute. I'm excited to learn new things and adapt them and such. Sometimes I think it's funny that I love cute stuff so much. I am a huge fan of sparkles and paint and thread and Sharpies and glitter and cute little cartoon food items.........and zombies. And beer and hotdogs from the gas station and James Bond movies and Stephen King. It's an anomaly, I tell you. I have yet to figure it out myself.

I am big, loud and obnoxious, while wearing a cute headband.