S L to the Cizzle yo!

As we made our way back from my brother's wedding in California an crested the hills out of western Utah, I saw an amazing sight. The lights of Salt Lake City burning dully through the brown smudge of smog. Ah, it's good to be home. I was so inspired by this sight that I wrote a new song. It goes to the tune of Oklahoma, like from the musical, not the football team. "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT Lake City, where the beer is only half as strong, and the lake sure stinks and the smog, it reeks, but I still like to call it HOOOOOME!"